Sometimes it's not easy "going" in public places - but with "The Turdminator" pre-poo spritz - now you can poo, without the pee-u!
Use "The Turdminator":
The Turdminator is easy to use! Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl water BEFORE having a bowel movement. Natural essential and fragrance oils provide a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. And...IT REALLY WORKS!
Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, this advanced formula eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go!"
Six fragrances to choose from, including:
* ALLEY APPLE - fresh, crisp Macintosh and Granny Smith apples and a hint of cinnamon.
* BUNN-KISSED ORANGE - sweet Valencia oranges.
* BURIAL AT SEA - a clean ocean/spa type fragrance, slightly powdery with a little musk.
* FISH FOOD - a citrusy combination of white grapefruit, tangy lemon and a touch of basil.
* LITTLE BO POOP - a unique blend of juicy red raspberries and delicate white roses.
* LITTER BOX (for men) - a sophisticated blend of sandalwood, cedar, vetiver, patchouli, white musk, peppercorn, lime and a touch of vanilla.
Use "The Turdminator":
* at work
* at school
* at home
* at a friends house
* on a date
* or any time you need to "go!"
1 oz. pocket/purse size (up to 50 uses) available here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/164873860/the-turdminator-pre-poo-spritz-1-oz?ref=shop_home_active
2 oz. home bathroom size (up to 100 uses) available here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/164890901/the-turdminator-pre-poo-spritz-2-oz-home?ref=shop_home_active
